Archive for the 'snark' Category

These people have nothing better to do with their time….?

This past weekend saw the 5th annual Rock Paper Scissors World Championship. 5th! World Championship?! Christ, how bad is humanity that we have a championship for a dumb game like RPS? The worst part is that RPS has been around since the 1800’s. Of course, it started in England. So that tells you all you need to know.

From Yahoo News:

Think rock, paper, scissors is a children’s game? Think again. Top players from around the globe will gather in Toronto this weekend to compete for a C$10,000 ($8,840) prize and the title of world champion. More than 500 contestants, including national champions from Australia, Norway and New Zealand, are expected to attend.

Rock Paper Scissors Championship
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Update: We have a winner.

Bob Cooper, a 28-year old sales manager from London, UK, won the World Rock Paper Championship, hosted by the World Rock Paper Scissors (RPS) Society, last night in Toronto.

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I thought Republicans were against gay sex…

We all know that they are against unmarried heterosexual people having sex, but I also thought that they were against gay sex as well.

Well, guess again, gentle people. Sean Hannity, he of FOX New Channel “Hannity & Colmes”, has his own website. On said website is a dating service called Hannidate. Well, it seems as if this service allows for men to search for men and women to search for women. And there are some postings for both of those with some responses for men on men. Isn’t that just swell?

Can you say hypocrite. I guess when it comes to making the almighty dollar, even gay-bashing Repupblicans will look the other way.

Happy Birthday, Earth!

Today in 4004 BC, the earth was created. Yeah, happy birthday Earth. You don’t look a day over 4000 BC. (Of course, this is all based on a biblical interpretation by a monk or pope, or something, in 1650.)

So all of those scientists that have come up with a MUCH older age over the last 300 years must be wrong. And all of that data about fossils, dinosaurs, etc isn’t wrong too. Well, we are all going to burn in hell anyway, so might as well make it fun.